Elephants versus the Union
I haven't been hugely impressed with the Final Report of the Commission on Scottish Devolution (or, as it is more commonly known, the Calman Commission). I reckon it must have been full of vegetarians... it lacks anything in the way of meat. (I'm here all week... try the veal - unless, of course, you are vegetarian...)
Anyway, I had to laugh at this exchange at the House of Commons Scottish Affairs committee yesterday.

SNP MP (and former Runrig star) Pete Wishart:
"Was independence the 'elephant in the room' during the Commission's discussions?"
"Was independence the 'elephant in the room' during the Commission's discussions?"
"I think it is entirely inappropriate to describe independence as an elephant."
Nice to see some people still have a sense of humour about things.
Actually, apparently, the Scotsman has a sense of humour about spelling... check the title of this piece. Maybe all the cutbacks have led to less... proof-reading.