No noise please, we're British

Is it any wonder that prisons are full when cases like this come to court?

An Asbo for being noisy during sex?!

Three breaches of it in 10 days?

Got to love the next line though:

after reports from neighbours she was flouting the ban with her husband Steve.

Got to wonder what kind of neighbours they have that complain about the noise - but make sure they know exactly who is having sex. Could have been the milkman for all they know...

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"Rob Kearney gay rumours"

I don't really know what kind of blog I'm running any more.

Someone (in Ireland presumably - using google.ie) got here by googling the phrase "Rob Kearney gay rumours".

And this blog was the sixth result.

Just to clarify - I don't know. And I don't really care. Just hoping he plays a blinder for the Lions.

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Ophidiophobics look away now

If there are any other Ophidiophobics out there, this story will probably scare the hell out of you too.

I must be some kind of sadist - for whenever I see a snake-related story on the BBC website, I have to read it. And by the end of it I'm inevitably sweating.

Worst line of this story for me is this one:

"I stepped on a spongy thing on the ground and suddenly my leg was entangled with the body of a huge python."

I know, its in Kenya, but still.

Sent a shiver down my spine...

ps - I know I usually stick a picture at the top... but I couldn't bring myself to a have a picture of a snake on my blog for a week!

Update: shiver

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