After the raging success of my predictions last week, Sixteenth Century philosopher and long-time predictor of the end of the world Nostradamus has turned to yours truly for advice on how to keep ahead of the game.
Of course, I didn't believe it myself, but the guy is on Twitter - light years ahead of his time.
And he's following me.
Oh. You thought with the "Breaking News" banner that it was something important? Don't be daft - a banner like that is just to suck in readers, isn't it?