A(n alleged) drunk drive in the Parks

So, Dan Parks has been arrested on an alleged drink driving charge. Hardly surprising - anyone watching him play rugby in a Scotland shirt would have thought he'd been at an all-day drinking session before taking to the field.

My only question from this BBC report on the alleged incident is this:

How the hell does someone who is so s*** manage to accumulate 47 caps?!

And we wonder why only won 16 matches in the last four years?!