Have a Good Friday...
Two aerials met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony was rubbish... but the reception was amazing!
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Man: I can't stop singing "Sexbomb"
Doc: Sounds like "Tom Jones" syndrome
Man: Is it quite common?
Doc: It's not unusual...
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Two cannibals eating a clown. One turns to the other and says...
"Does this taste funny to you?"
Police arrested two kids today. One was drinking battery acid, the other eating fireworks... They charged one and let the other off...
I went to the Butchers and bet him £50 he couldn't reach the meat that was on the top shelf. He refused the bet - told me the steaks were too high.
On that note, have a nice Easter. I'm away for the weekend so blogging might be light. Or non-existent. Or I might blog every five minutes. You never know.
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Man: I can't stop singing "Sexbomb"
Doc: Sounds like "Tom Jones" syndrome
Man: Is it quite common?
Doc: It's not unusual...
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Two cannibals eating a clown. One turns to the other and says...
"Does this taste funny to you?"
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Police arrested two kids today. One was drinking battery acid, the other eating fireworks... They charged one and let the other off...
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I went to the Butchers and bet him £50 he couldn't reach the meat that was on the top shelf. He refused the bet - told me the steaks were too high.
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On that note, have a nice Easter. I'm away for the weekend so blogging might be light. Or non-existent. Or I might blog every five minutes. You never know.
2 comments:
Groan x 5!
My 9 year old loves 'em, though.
Have a good weekend!
Awe Caron they weren't that bad. Must be my age. Enjoy whatever you're up to Malc. I'm working but I don't mind. Only a couple of hours to do today.
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