Friday, 10 April 2009

Have a Good Friday...

Two aerials met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony was rubbish... but the reception was amazing!

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Man: I can't stop singing "Sexbomb"
Doc: Sounds like "Tom Jones" syndrome
Man: Is it quite common?
Doc: It's not unusual...

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Two cannibals eating a clown. One turns to the other and says...
"Does this taste funny to you?"

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Police arrested two kids today. One was drinking battery acid, the other eating fireworks... They charged one and let the other off...

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I went to the Butchers and bet him £50 he couldn't reach the meat that was on the top shelf. He refused the bet - told me the steaks were too high.

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On that note, have a nice Easter. I'm away for the weekend so blogging might be light. Or non-existent. Or I might blog every five minutes. You never know.

2 comments:

Caron 10 April 2009 at 12:03  

Groan x 5!

My 9 year old loves 'em, though.

Have a good weekend!

subrosa 10 April 2009 at 12:56  

Awe Caron they weren't that bad. Must be my age. Enjoy whatever you're up to Malc. I'm working but I don't mind. Only a couple of hours to do today.

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