He couldn't stay away

He retired.
Gave up on the one thing he loved.
Left at the pinnacle of his success.
Made other things a priority.
Left fans wishing he'd change his mind...

But now... he's back!

Back to doing what he does best.
Back to a strenuous regime.
Back to deliver his message to a global audience.


I refer, of course, to Lance Armstrong - American 7-time Tour de France winner and cancer survivor.

What's that? You thought I meant Scottish Tory Boy?

Oh.

Well. He's back too. (Hooray!)